Head Lice (Leave Mommy alone, She’s Shaking in the Corner)
I was a green mom until the lice came. When I saw the first louse I thought, “My goodness, get me some chemicals.” There were parasitic beings suckling on my child’s scalp. After sitting down and crying for a minute (twenty perhaps), I pulled myself together, grabbed a cup of wine and did what every rational mother does.
I called my mom.
Nothing, she had no advice for me. “Ask your brother, one of his girls had it a few times,” was her only bit of help. I call my brother who chortles, “Ha ha, it’s your turn to throw everything out.” I could hardly reply, I thought I was talking but the words wouldn’t come out. He continued, “Call the Doctor and get a prescription.”
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So. Not. Funny. I love clean. I adore a clean and spotless house. When my windows glisten I beam with pride. Now I have a child with bugs in their hair. I call the doctor for the prescription, who am I to reinvent the wheel?
A few hours later I’m on the phone with the Pediatrician and our conversation goes exactly like this:
blah blah Shampoo no conditioner blah blah put the medicine on blah blah comb for the lice blah blah get 100% of the nits out blah blah clothing laundry blah blah blah blah there is no shame in this you aren’t a bad mother but people will think you are blah blah Malathion.
It’s my truth, leave me alone.
In reality the Pediatrician gave me the basic head lice rundown which is found all over the net (here’s what the CDC has to say). Kill them, brush hair with a nit comb for anywhere from one to eight hours, collect nits in plastic bag, launder everything in hot water and repeat… endlessly. Like Caroline Savery, I am a fan of Western Medicine. I’ve been known to taunt my mother for her excessive use of tuning forks in healing her wounds, but when I heard Malathion I stopped listening. I knew that whatever prescription the doctor phoned in would go unfilled, and that I would be on the hunt for a natural remedy.
Google headlice and you’ll find a host of natural remedies. I suspect that most of them are really great and simply getting your hands on them in the middle of an outbreak is the biggest problem. I was literally paralyzed; I couldn’t leave the house because I was overwhelmed with fits of hysteria.
I’ll give you the short version, because the trauma is still fresh. I combed my child’s hair for 11 hours over the course of one evening and a day. I used combinations of olive oil and organic hair conditioner. Between the eleventh and twelfth hours I cried for about 20 minutes and then I called The Picky Mom and stood around feeling inadequate while someone else took over my parenting duties. If I had a limitless bank account I’d recommend calling someone like The Picky Mom in your community within the first hour.
In less than 72 hours and my washer and dryer have hardly had a moment to cool down. I’ve washed just about everything we own on high heat and then put it through the dryer. I’ve used bundles of paper towels and rubber gloves. My families’ carbon footprint this week exceeds what is reasonable, and I feel awful about that. There are little victories though, I didn’t rub carcinogens into my child’s head, I met a most remarkable woman and we eliminated every bug and nit within three days.
Now I need a nap, because parenting isn’t for sissies.
Zen, I haven’t cooked with Olive oil in weeks. It’s the saddest thing ever… oh well, it killed the little stinkers.
Cat, I’m speechless. The thought of getting rid of them only to get them back. Argh.
Vanessa, I love your mother already. Did you say clean freak?
Leslie, I’m sure I’m making other wretched mistakes with my children… no worries, they’ll have stories to tell.
Susan, I’m leaving the links. Why reinvent the wheel?
Over the counter remedies are dangerous enough and they don’t work. Prescription remedies are even more dangerous. After a month of battling we chose to shave heads in our house. Both boys and my husband shaved out of solidarity (even though it was just one boy with the problem). I endured mayo treatments just in case.
My advice, at the very first sign - shave the kid’s head to 1/4 inch.(of course, I’ve got boys, don’t know if I would do it to a girl). Wash and dry everything in hot water and do it daily for two weeks. Check hair every day for two weeks.
If we had done this at first it would have saved a lot of heartache and been much more eco-friendly and safe than the two over the counter treatments we gave our son, all of the pillows that we ended up throwing away and replacing, and the extra loads of laundry because it came back.
It’s not easy. It took me a while to realize harsh measures had to be taken. But once I made the decision, I felt the first peace I had felt in weeks.
I can really relate to Jessica’s mental state over it. It’s amazing the amount of stress it causes.
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Well said, finally a good report on this stuff
Nicely put I agree for the most part, I’ve book marked the site, I’ll be back and see what you have to say
I don’t usually post a reply but this is good work keep it up…
Great work! I also have my own blog I just find it hard to write quality content like this.
I guess I really don’t have the time.
Wow, don’t even get me started with lice. They RAVAGED out family a few years ago also. I was THISCLOSE to shaving off my daughters hair, but yeah, those brown pouty eyes just wouldn’t let me do it.
I know what you mean! It is really hard to stay “Natural” when trying to kill these things, seemed like nothing would ever work right? The truth is that there is no “money” in having the doctors tell us the truth, but they get a HUGE payoff (kickback) when they promote their products. Honestly though, doctors do that w/ everything. They just aren’t into natural at all for any problem…look at the huge medication business itself…when you sometimes just need to eat better quality of foods and exercise more. But that’s a different story…nutrition can sometimes take the place of medications is all I’m saying.
And of course being “dirty” has NOTHING to do w/ how lice operate. They like you cleaner the better….after all your head is their condo…
Great article! Thanks for sharing.
Sheila
me too, me too!! I hate the lice. What a horrible experience, right? Sorry you had to go through it too, but it seems if you have a child in elementary school they are BOUND to get it at some point.
I think the teachers in 1st period should do very quick spot head checks…it would keep the spreading down. By the time the nurse finds out, its too late..and has spread to dozens of kids.
Sheila