Invasion of the Fat Belly Ads

invasion of the fat adsDear Reader,

We are sorry for the constant bombardment of ads promising you a flat stomach.  This is not a subtle hint that we think you are carrying around a few extra mommy pounds (or sympathy daddy pounds).  We don’t think you are stupid enough to believe in some fad diet.  Really, we love your body just the way it is.

You may have noticed these fat ads all over the internet. From Facebook to Digg, the fat ads are attacking the internet as we know it.  It’s like B horror flick where you can’t get away.

For weeks, we have been trying to stop these ads, but they keep sneaking back onto the site. We won’t give up!  What can you do? Go for a walk, eat vegetables, do yoga if you want to flatten your stomach.  We hope this nightmare of fat ads will end soon!

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18 Comments

  1. Sorry to tell you that Fat Ads will always be with us. The best we can do is use common sense. If more people used common sense, educated themselves and ignored the costly promises of this gross marketing technique these products would disappear, but unfortunately that’s not going to happen.

  2. if you used adblock plus (google it), then you would have no idea what this is talking about.

  3. omg yes! I have been seeing that damn ad for about 2 months and I want it gone its disgusting to say the least.

  4. I’m becoming desensitized to it.. until I saw one today that actually JIGGLED! It was horrible.

  5. This sounds creepy. I’m glad i had the inspiration to use adblock plus.

  6. OMG thank you for addressing this. This ad follows me around like there is no tomorrow and I was beginning to think it was me. Well, it is me, technically, but srsly, go away fat belly!

  7. Adblock here

    Ads is a faggot

  8. I was wondering WHY we had this ad on ECP… just hadn’t gotten around to asking. Thanks for letting us know! GAH… as if we don’t have enough of our own bellies to look at… :)

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