We are sorry for the constant bombardment of ads promising you a flat stomach. This is not a subtle hint that we think you are carrying around a few extra mommy pounds (or sympathy daddy pounds). We don’t think you are stupid enough to believe in some fad diet. Really, we love your body just the way it is.
For weeks, we have been trying to stop these ads, but they keep sneaking back onto the site. We won’t give up! What can you do? Go for a walk, eat vegetables, do yoga if you want to flatten your stomach. We hope this nightmare of fat ads will end soon!