Like Hank, I love playing sports–however, I no longer watch them with the joy I did as a kid. I cannot stand the gratuitous marketing spectacle that professional sports has become. This problem is increasingly dire considering the majority of the never-ending ads scream “hey sports fans, YOU ARE DEAD INSIDE!”

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