Ditch the prescription and pucker up!
This is going to be short, but it’s good and it matters. Balms with Benefits is the rockin-est thing to hit the shelves in ages. It’s a simple concept, you get a lip balm and add quality aromatherapy to it so that the loveliness on your lips cures what ails you.
I’m sure it’s been done before, but I doubt it’s been done like this. My kids and I got all eight flavors in the mail last week. They’re pretty. Don’t discount pretty, pretty matters. Alexander and Jane were immediately taken by the rainbow of colors, they removed each lid and sniffed.
And then the horrible happened. Alexander (age seven) said, “Mom, what’s PMS?”
So we had a little talk about why Mommy feels compelled to wash the windows every month while shrieking, “dont’ touch anything!”
Truth be told, I ditched the PMS tube, because without it I’d never clean up around here.